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Considering watching this, but somehow I doubt the show is going to be as funny as this preview.

What's with email newsletters always telling me it might take weeks to process my unsubscribe request?

It's a database, just remove me from it. It takes literally milliseconds.

I used to be an annual pass member at Seattle's Museum of Pop Culture (MoPOP), and one of the perks was getting to skip ahead of the general admission line for day passes.

Showed up one day to see a new exhibit, and got assaulted by a Karen who was absolutely furious that I "skipped her and her whole family" in the general admission line.

She got escorted away by security in front of her family, and I got a bunch of free shit.

10/10, would skip in line again. Renewing next time I go.

Sad film about a dog. 

Do you have 11 minutes to spare, and don't mind sobbing?

Check this out: youtu.be/22fSspZCA-c

Okay, some notes since I didn't test this exhaustively before I posted about it:

The filter above works pretty well, but I found it to be a bit more effective to fitler "RT" without the "@", and the also filter "twitter.com", which will also filter any link to Twitter.

But if you're here to get away from Twitter, that should really do the trick.

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The first black child ever allowed to attend a white school is only 68 years old now.
White parents pulled their children from school. White teachers refused to teach her.
Ruby Bridges now works as an activist & public speaker
This wasn’t a million years ago. /1

This feels appropriate for the second thing I've ever posted to mastodon.

Shamelessly plugging my own site now, where you can generate 50-video YouTube playlists of Demoscene content, sorted by type, including 4k and 64k: prods.page/

I'll keep updating this thread in the future with more of my favorites. Might start a separate Wild thread too.

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And now let's watch something 16x smaller. A 4 kilobyte demo: The vanishing of Ashlar by NuSan

youtu.be/lAvug7LKiIE

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This entire animation is contained in a 64 kilobyte EXE file. Everything you see and hear is constrained to 64k!

You can run it on your own computer!

pouet.net/prod.php?which=62935

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I really need to talk about Demoscene more. I'm not much of a creator, but I love Demoparties and Compos.

Starting a thread about my two favorite categories: 4k and 64k.

These are computer programs that are restricted to a maximum file size (in kilobytes!), but must also remain graphically impressive.

Let's start with a crowd pleaser: the timeless by Mercury.

youtu.be/ie4u2i_5OdE

There's lots of Twitter users that have migrated here recently, and a good chunk of them have discovered the Mastodon Twitter Crossposter, which means your timeline is probably littered with sloppy looking retweets.

And you can rid yourself of them with this one simple filter:

I absolutely love this MODERNS music video animated by Peter Corina. It blows my mind that an artist that pumps out so many bangers remains relatively unknown.

youtube.com/watch?v=m7HFOtoqPN

Club Q shooting 

Not giving them the exposure by linking to the article or posting a screenshot, but I will note that the person who wrote the article looks like this:

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Club Q shooting 

Newsweek published an absolutely indefensible article about the "politicization" of the Club Q shooting, that basically pretends that right-wing homophobia and transphobia is a myth, and that a mass shooting at a gay club during a drag show was just a coincidence.

Complete trash written by someone who doesn't appear to meet the definition of a journalist in any capacity.

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