Alex Vranas @Alex@vran.as

"Happy Holidays"

A local business, that I know is 100% WFH and has had an empty office for 2 years now, just posted these very depressing staged pics on Instagram with the caption "We celebrated Thanksgiving early at our new office space. Turkey with all the fixings! Mmmmmm."

Nobody's there...

It's 10am on a Friday, and the office doesn't even have furniture in it.

Massaging a bash script to print well formatted text to my thermal printer via stdin.

Venture Capitalist Paul Graham, who has had a broken certificate on his personal website for years now, wants to lecture people about how to manage a tech company.

The Onion truly is America's finest news source.

Ben Garrison's Kobe tribute vs. Hans Zweibel's Gallagher tribute.

I've been reporting this Neo-Nazi podcast for the past 4 months, and Spotify keeps telling me to "be patient" while they "look into this", and now they're complaining that I keep reaching back out since I "already opened a ticket".

They're dead to me.

Took a fun photo of the Bellevue skyline reflecting sunset from the Leschi neighborhood in Seattle.

New checkmark just dropped.

American Christians can be the most unchristian people. This is a Baptist church in my neighborhood.

Jesus didn't hate the poor, and neither should you.

Folks on the birdsite are going wild after I shared this absolutely legendary response to a Nazi by @Gargron

I'll take this guy over Musk any day!

Getting a PoS cash drawer delivered monthly via Amazon subscription.

Rocking my @suricrasia merch at the bar.

I just saw The Big Lebowski at my neighborhood cinema, and minus my wife and I, there were like 4 other people there. Really sad because I love this cinema and more people should be buying tickets

If you live in Seattle, please check out Central Cinema. It's got great food, they show great movies, and they pay their staff a living wage. Please help keep them in business, I love them!

My greatest online honor (if you Google me).

Very proud of how thoroughly I've scrubbed myself from the web. Perfect opportunity for a rebrand!

Thinking about building my own homebrew Zoom Meeting Interrotron. Stare my meeting participants right in their eyes.

Oh wow thanks Cloudflare, this is so impactful.

Check out this desktop screenshot of mine from 2005.

Blown away by my 5G download speed. Severely disappointed in my 5G upload speed.

My experience with cryptocurrency so far.

I made art!