Alex Vranas @Alex@vran.as

Time to find out how shelf stable they really are.

This screenshot will temporarily teleport your brain back to 2004. Use with caution.

Yeah, I use X.

People will make stuff like this and call it "art". smh...

Generative AI really is something to behold.

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I ordered a swamp cooler to help deal with this summer heat, but now I worry it might have chosen one that was too big. Should have looked at their marketing materials before I hit buy.

Can check.

If you live in or near #Seattle, I am highly recommending that you go and see the movie "Fantasy A Gets A Mattress".

It is a charming indie film about Fantasy A, Seattle's undisputed king of hustle, getting a mattress.

A wonderfully absurdist depiction of Seattle that you are absolutely missing out on right now. Better cinematography that I was anticipating, and a hilarious performance from their local actors from beginning to end.

Tickets are still available here: https://thebeacon.film/calendar/movie/fantasy-a-gets-a-mattress

This Politico headline is borderline irresponsible...

Give them to me!

I found it.

I found the worst way to commute from #Everett to #Seattle.

Why drive 45 minutes when you could fly for 9 hours with layovers in San Francisco and Portland?

I've been enjoying my new 5G Hotspot.

I've been so busy working I forgot to mention, I'm in Manchester, England this week for business!

I'll have all day Saturday to do as I please, so if anyone who follows me lives in the area and wants to meet up for drinks or something, let me know. This city is fun, but having company is even more fun.

FYI to anyone interested in impersonating a bank employee.

It's just past midnight on a Wednesday morning, and I just got ChatGPT to say the funniest thing I've ever heard it say.

Customer to IT: "They asked us to set this thing up, but we're stumped. Can we get some advice?"

Somebody accidentally a 'T'.

Doing some important research.

Went on a pilgrimage to a holy site today. #ripkurt