Time to find out how shelf stable they really are.
I don't actually have these, but you could, for $995.
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@Alex@vran.as This is a serious medical situation waiting to happen. 🥴
@Alex Gad, I wish such decadence were vegan. I'd easily hoover up the box.
This is the Vranas instance.