**Trivial Einstein** @intransitivelie@beige.party · Jan 11, 2025, 19:58

**Trivial Einstein** @intransitivelie@beige.party · Jan 11, 2025, 19:58

Trivial Einstein @intransitivelie@beige.party

Jan 11, 2025, 19:58

Trivial Einstein @intransitivelie@beige.party

Vital question of our age:

"I'm going to eat a bowl of sausage gravy..."

#poll #BoostsWelcome

"...like it was soup."
"...like it were soup."
"...as if it was soup."
"...as if it were soup."
"...like soup."
"...in order to feel anything."
"...off the taut abdomen of a supermodel."
"...and there's nothing you can do about it!"
"...subjunctively."
"...in a manner befitting soup."
"...as I would soup."
"...with a fork."
"...because fuck you, that's why."
"...while silently weeping."
"...like a looter in a riot."
"...and you'd better stand at attention."
"...in fulfillment of Nostradamus' prophecy."
"...mixed with cheez whiz."
"...which, above all else, caused typhus."
"...as a personal insult to Robert E. Lee."
"...and chase it with a fifth of bourbon."
"...in defiance of Her Royal Majesty the Queen."
"...until they throw me out."
"...like unto soup."
"...because the Church frowns on masturbation."
"...if this stupid cop will stop tasing me."
"...while the children watch, horrified."
"...for five bucks and a pack of smokes."
"...perspiring heavily."
"...you talentless hack!"
"...until my demands are met."
"...which proves how great my doctor is."
"...if my right arm will just stop going numb."
"...in a clear example of Maslow's Hierarchy."
"...topped with whipped cream for dessert."
"...because my mother didn't raise a quitter."
"...for truly I am become Brunch!"
"...as though it were soup."
"...souplike, my maw all-encompassing."
"...to win a bet with Obama."
"...as if I were eating soup."
"...which will come as a surprise to my colon."
"...to the plaudits of the assembled multitudes."
"...unhinging my jaw to do so."
"...along with the silverware and tablecloth."
"...wait, did you just smell pennies?"
"...in defiance of all natural laws."
"...for my next trick."
"...like mighty Hercules in Crete."
"...without worrying about the grammar of it."

**weit_im_westen** @weit_im_westen@nrw.social · Jan 11, 2025, 20:08

**weit_im_westen** @weit_im_westen@nrw.social · Jan 11, 2025, 20:08

Jan 11, 2025, 20:08

weit_im_westen @weit_im_westen@nrw.social

@intransitivelie @Adventurer
It's a SHORT Messaging Network!

**Trivial Einstein** @intransitivelie@beige.party · Jan 11, 2025, 20:12

**Trivial Einstein** @intransitivelie@beige.party · Jan 11, 2025, 20:12

Jan 11, 2025, 20:12

Trivial Einstein @intransitivelie@beige.party

@weit_im_westen @Adventurer
Long-winded bloviating will continue until morale improves. Polls with way too many options are my love language.

Also, I never signed on to any messaging network. I'm not messaging. I'm breaking new and exciting ground in microblogging. One might even say I was macromicroblogging.

**weit_im_westen** @weit_im_westen@nrw.social · Jan 11, 2025, 20:18

**weit_im_westen** @weit_im_westen@nrw.social · Jan 11, 2025, 20:18

Jan 11, 2025, 20:18

weit_im_westen @weit_im_westen@nrw.social

@intransitivelie @Adventurer

**Trivial Einstein** @intransitivelie@beige.party · Jan 11, 2025, 20:23

**Trivial Einstein** @intransitivelie@beige.party · Jan 11, 2025, 20:23

Jan 11, 2025, 20:23

Trivial Einstein @intransitivelie@beige.party

@weit_im_westen @Adventurer
Tl;dr

**Alex Vranas** @Alex@vran.as · 2025-01-16T15:49:42Z

Alex Vranas @Alex@vran.as

@intransitivelie @weit_im_westen @Adventurer

You didn't miss anything but ChatGPT screenshots because this guy couldn't be bothered to write his own words.

Jan 16, 2025, 15:49 · · Tusky · · ·

**Trivial Einstein** @intransitivelie@beige.party · Jan 16, 2025, 16:03

**Trivial Einstein** @intransitivelie@beige.party · Jan 16, 2025, 16:03

Jan 16, 2025, 16:03

Trivial Einstein @intransitivelie@beige.party

@Alex @Adventurer
Oh wow, no kidding. I didn't even notice. That's... Wow. Frankly, I'm entertained by that in a way which I didn't think "AI" would ever accomplish. Thank you for letting me know 🙂

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