Audio cable standards should NEVER change. I demand a cell phone with a 6.35mm headphone jack.
I did an image search to see if anyone had done a photoshop of such a silly thing, and I absolutely was not prepared for this... (NSFW)
This is the Vranas instance.
I did an image search to see if anyone had done a photoshop of such a silly thing, and I absolutely was not prepared for this... (NSFW)