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I asked to draw a picture of a cat and a dog in an HTML canvas, and uhh...

@dankwraith

Capitalists: you must sell us your labor if you want to eat, also we will get richer than you

Workers: ok I guess, gimme a job

Capitalists: no, fuck you

Workers: hey government can I have a job?

Government: no, fuck you, also we’re arresting you for being homeless

Capitalists: hey government can I uhhh borrow those prisoners for slave labor

Government: yeah sure

Workers: -looking directly at camera-

RPi meta 

The statements to Buzzfeed from RPi are significantly more damning than the fedi behavior imo.

Describing this as a "culture war", making the baseless (and false) claim it was organized and not organic outrage, claiming the cop is good for perpetuating the war on drugs, throwing shade at CWs...

It feels very much like an attitude we've all already seen from the right.

buzzfeednews.com/article/chris

#raspberrypi

This strip came out in 1995. What would Calvin’s dad have to say about technology in 2022? 😬🫠 #CalvinandHobbes

Just realized I can get a Concealed Pistol License in Washington State without even owning a gun.

I think I'm gonna do it just because it would be extremely funny to have the license despite never owning or even firing a handgun ever in my entire life.

I absolutely didn't have "Official Mastodon account has a public meltdown" on my BINGO sheet.

Good thing there are a ton of SBC's out there to play with made by companies that have the good sense not to intentionally insult their own customer community.

Beautiful illustration of where people are concentrated.

If you squint, you can see Australia and New Zealand.

It's fuckin disgraceful how some businesses get exempted from labor requirements because they're small. The logic being if we can't exploit our people extra hard, we couldn't afford to exist

you don't have a constitutional right to own a business, dipshit

Hiring ChatGPT to help me come up with business ideas.

Y'all wanna see the #2600 articles teenager Alex wrote in 2005-2006?

From issues 22-2 & 22-4

if anyone wants to take over ownership of the domain "cypherpunk.social" i am gonna let it expire, would rather transfer it to a good home (for free)

PSA: Lilies are dangerously toxic to cats. Even one small sniff or nibble can cause kidney failure and death. Rapid vet intervention cannot reliably save their lives.

*Never* keep true lilies (lilium) in the house if you have cats.

Make sure your family and friends know too! There's no warning at the store about the danger of lilies, so they get around in the holidays.

#Caturday #Cats #CatsOfMastodon

I am very full of hot pot, and I have no regrets.

#seattle! our second #tootup is jan 15th: 330pm at rachel’s ginger beer on 12th (@nova went to the pike place one 😂) mark your calendars!!!

#seattle! a few of us are already here at rachel’s!! eeeeee 🥳🥳

#seattle! today is the day for our toot up! let’s start at *rachel’s ginger beer on 12th at 330pm* because of weather!

based on favs & boosts it should be between 10 to 50 people (lol) SO EXCITE 🥳 i’ll be wearing a Maryland flag mask (it’s my home state!) see you soon?

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mastodon tip for newbies: you can make your own posts on here, you dont have to just screenshot other peoples posts from twitter and tumblr

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